Fairytales, doncha love ‘em

maydayoncommercestreet:

I read Jack and the Beanstalk to my little kids today. Jack steals from the giant and then kills him. 

So moral of the story: If you steal from a giant because you are stupid enough to accept magic beans as payment for a cow, make sure you kill the giant or you won’t be able to keep the gold.

11 months ago
  1. smilewhileyousing reblogged this from inspirarevitam and added:
    1. lol. into the woods. 2. it’s all a phallic symbol anyways.
  2. inspirarevitam reblogged this from theinvisiblebasketcase and added:
    but it wasn’t my fault…
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